Friedman

Thomas Friedman was here recently and some of our 'friends' had the opportunity to meet him. The following is the conversation they had with him:
Jumbo: "Did you say the world is flat? I think the world is fat"
Rakshas: "No, no, the world is fart, and my tyre is flat"
Rotawal: "Teekae, jobhi, whatever...flat, fleet..."
Pile-on Bhatti: "Whatever it is, someone please ensure my stomach is not flat"
Naxal Das: "My stomach is flat and after two drinks, I am flat."
Bajarangi: "As DNE, I must add that Nancy's can never be flat"
Dum-dum: "If everything's so flat, how come I can't find a flat? (in Mumbai)
Tiwari: "I think world falt." (He meant the world is at fault)
CC: "Whatever you think of the world, my world is full of faltus"