Saturday, August 18, 2007

Imelda's insights

Imelda: Yooohooo

Me: Hello!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know you had gone already, how many days?

Imelda: That’s how much you pay attention despite me making so much noise around you. Back 25th Sat. Sun at work

Me: No, I thought you were on leave. Since Rotawala took his PL, I said how come Imelda too is not there? Then Morality said, “she's in London.” Seen the Queen? Beware of her husband, he is a lech

Imelda: I left Monday. No queen yet. Who's managing morning shift? Billow?

Me: It was like a headless chicken, Billow too disappeared, Rakshas was so hassled

Imelda: She too on leave? Wow!

Me: Yeah, some people take leave at the opportune moment :)

Imelda: Lovely! That's what he gets for spoon feeding her. She's gone off with his balls!

Me: Yeah, he's getting it from everyone. Today Morality took him on in front of TK, before that it was Passive Watcher's turn. Rakshas never had balls.

Imelda: :-)

Me: That is why he is so angry. He thinks it's an unfair world

Imelda: But Billow is amazing

Me: Yeah, she came today. To add to the mystery, Bajrangi and Friday too disappeared together, surfaced today. I think there is something happening

Me: Old man Bajrangi is getting naughty

Imelda: It is a circus

Me: Now it's more like a zoo

Imelda: Billow os very confident. Just doesn't want to take responsibility, plays dumb

Me: So Bajrnagi is the perfect anti-dote for her

Imelda: All afternoon she’s tracking the markets

Me: Big-time investor?

Imelda: She deserved to be yelled. First thing she does when she enters off. is to check an redo makeup

Me: But she is so loud and jarring in her attire and costume

Imelda: That's Lucknawi-ishtile

Me: But has Rakshas taken a fancy towards her?

Imelda: Sometimes I feel he has, keeps calling her to his desk for trivial issues

Me: And what else does he do to her?

Imelda: no idea as to do...but tries… tries to strike up a convo. but intimidates her

Me: The guy has some guts after having a record

Imelda: He questions aggressively and she’s got no answer; then, when there's extra work, he makes layouts and selects stories for her. He does most of the work when she’s thru

Me: Must be expecting something in return

Imelda: One day, when he had done work for her, I too gave my dummy and said make the layout and give stories, he looked at me blankly.

Me: But anyway poor taste, Rakshas likes bulky round-shaped women

Imelda: He's an under-confident specimen, that’s why he's so loud, he tries to cover up his shortcomings by being loud. u know I cant keep quite and end up questioning him about a lot of issues, and he lays off

Me: He's an overgrown kid, problem starts at home, his father treats him like a kid....these days he's having a fight with Bajrangi

Imelda: u know why? I might have an insight. Bajrangi is gaining territory

Me: Has he successfully activated the Panditji link with Ringmaster?

Imelda: Rakshas is getting cramped. Rotawala is out of the way and no threat. Now, that Namkeen-wala has been constantly complaning abt Bajrangi

Imelda: And Rakshas asked me what to do..,and I said, let something happen in front of you and then deal with Bajrangi. Its called creeping acquisition...to gain territory..pushed out Rotawala and so it’s Bajrangi’s turn.

Me: How is Bajrangi gaining ground?

Imelda: Little, little...charts, graphics, Friday

Me: I am supporting Rakshas in his battle against Bajrangi

Imelda: Bajrangi is a cancer, he will need to be cut out

Me: Yeah, charts graphs, ok but Friday, Rakshas will never forgive him

Imelda: Namkeenwala said things to Rakshad what Bajrangi had said about him; that’s peeved him

Imelda: No one likes to hear bad things about themselves and that to constantly, Thats why Rakshas wants to act soon

Me: Yeah, good Namkeenwala too has his uses; such a good weapon, diamond cuts diamond.

Me: Let's get Bajrangi and Rakshas to fight. I hear that they bitch in public now.

Imelda: That will happen. It’s on the verge of boiling point

Me: Then we will say, go Rakshas, go!

Imelda: He's a bad man manager, that’s because of no sex, daaru is his downfall

Me: Someone must go meet his father and tell the damage he is doing to his son and whoever comes across him.

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