While we spend time trying to figure out the genetics of Bajrangi, it would be good to turn our focus on some others. Our office is a 3-ring circus. There are too many artistes performing simultaneously.
Most of us are desperately looking for cotton plugs to reduce the incessant "warh-warh-warh-warh" emanating from the Pseudo-Naxal (PN) His decibel level is actually directly propotional to the frustration he is experiencing. The level of his frustration is so much that all the time he is accusing someone or the other of being "a big humper". So, it is only natural that he is willing to believe anyone who has a juicy tale to tell him.
The Hill Goat is not letting go of the opportunity. The other day, he gave a multi-media presentation of a night he 'spent' with a woman. The Hill Goat completed the presentation with sound effects, and started moaning and groaning. Needless to say PN was aroused so much that he was seen furiously pacing up and down.
As if this was not enough, the Hill Goat last evening told PN that Dayal Babi spotted a strap-on dildo in the bag of Dum Aloo's wife during their wedding reception. He explained to PN that efeminate men had a fetish for such things. Poor Dum Aloo has been made out to be a guy who loves to be buggered by his wife!
Now, anyone else would have just dismissed the claim but PN was not only willing to buy it but also started imagining things. Poor Dum Aloo, who met him a little later must have been left wondering why PN was so squeamish with him.
It ain't over yet! In all likelihood, PN will check out with Dayal Babi. Try imagining how Dayal Babi will react when PN starts talking about a dildo.
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arent u getting him into this???
I plead not guilty
PMOTB told me that pom pom has got his phone stuck up his ass. whats the story?
That's Naxalite's imagination running wild. He is obsessed with sex and backsides. So, when he got a message from Pom Pom, he just cooked up the rest. PMOTB just copied
we will have to wait for sometime before PN meets Dayal Babi. He was lamenting the fact that when he visits Mumbai in a few days, Dayal Babi won't be there. After that he began to convince me how Babi was trying to lure him with graphic details of her assets on display. The son-of-soil thinks Babi would help him in sowing oats if the two were in Mumbai.
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