Tiwari Code

If you thought he was just another QuarkXpress, think again. Dr Tiwari is on Mission Pathbreaking (pronounced as mis-un path-brking). Google has commissioned him to develop a new communication code. News has it that it will be the next big thing after Samuel Morse invented his dash and dots.

Doc Tiwari is working on his project in right earnest. Today, he made an important invention: If you want someone to check the graph and okay it, what will you say? Using Googletalk, you may say something like this: "Please go through the data and see if the graph is okay" So many words, so many extra seconds consumed! According to the Tiwari Code, you just have to say: "Secure graph."

Yes, this means the person receiving the message will go through the whole graph and once the graph is final, s/he will send back a message: "graph secure". So simple and easy! Just imagine what one would have done otherwise: "I have made some changes, sending the corrected version."

After the first successful communication with Dayal Babi's Baba, Doc Tiwari has embarked on to full-fledged research. These are some of the codes that have been made thereafter: "Joy" means, "listen to me, sweetheart"; "Rak-us" means, I am at your service, come hell or high water"; and "Nad-um" means : "F-you"

I am told the IATA has evinced keen interest in Doc Tiwari's code. It believes that the number of air accidents due to bad communication will be brought down to nil if all airports implement the Tiwari Code.

Even as Doc Tiwari gets into the league of Graham Bell and Morse, there are some petty people who are lampooning him. I think this is unfair.
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